A blonde applicant is hired to teach physical education to sixteen-year-olds. While the other children are playfully kicking a ball about, she spots a lone boy standing at the end of the field.
She chooses to talk to him after feeling sorry for him. “Are you okay?” she asks. “Yes,” he replies. She responds, “You can go play with the other kids, you know.” “I ought to remain here,” he remarks. “How come, sweetie?” asks the blonde. With a bewildered expression on his face, the child replies, “Because I’m the Goalie!”