Three men die on Christmas Eve and arrive at the pearly gates. St. Peter greets them with a smile and says, “To enter heaven, you need to show me something that represents Christmas.” The Englishman quickly flicks on his lighter and says,
“It’s a candle.” St. Peter nods approvingly and lets him through. Next, the Welsh man pulls out his keys and gives them a jingle, saying, “They’re sleigh bells.” St. Peter smiles and opens the gate for him as well. Finally, the Irishman reaches into his pocket and pulls out a G-string and a bra. St. Peter raises an eyebrow and asks, “How do these represent Christmas?” The Irishman grins and says,“They’re Carol’s.”