A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink.
He replied in disgust,“I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!” Paddy handed his drink back and said,“Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!”….