A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly. He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”The blonde was trying to keep it friendly so she smiled her biggest smile,
, and said as sweetly as possible, “T-G-I-F.” The man smiled back at her and once again, “S-H-I-T.” The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. “‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Get it, duuhhh?” The man answered, “S-H-I-T means Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’—duuhhh.”